I know. I'm fun and attractive and lanky enough to make people think they could probably break me in half yet capable of taking down a bitch if they cross me, which clearly just makes me more appealing.

( he's had a few conversations about this. shovel delivered, oliver slinks his way right back to the window frame and pulls himself up onto it, sitting facing towards kyle while balanced on the edge of it before he's reaching over for his mimosa again. )

Also Michael said I could snag his hat which I'm pretty sure means something big for people who wear cowboy hats and like who am I to disappear and not take part in what is clearly a cowboy mating ritual?