I know. I'm fun and attractive and lanky enough to make people think they could probably break me in half yet capable of taking down a bitch if they cross me, which clearly just makes me more appealing.
( he's had a few conversations about this. shovel delivered, oliver slinks his way right back to the window frame and pulls himself up onto it, sitting facing towards kyle while balanced on the edge of it before he's reaching over for his mimosa again. )
Also Michael said I could snag his hat which I'm pretty sure means something big for people who wear cowboy hats and like who am I to disappear and not take part in what is clearly a cowboy mating ritual?
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( he's had a few conversations about this. shovel delivered, oliver slinks his way right back to the window frame and pulls himself up onto it, sitting facing towards kyle while balanced on the edge of it before he's reaching over for his mimosa again. )
Also Michael said I could snag his hat which I'm pretty sure means something big for people who wear cowboy hats and like who am I to disappear and not take part in what is clearly a cowboy mating ritual?
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[ The things he does close to that are with only two people and one of them is currently in a coma.
He starts digging where marked, quick and easy with the dirt even as he laughs. ]
Back home there's a saying. Try on the hat, try on the cowboy, so definitely mating ritual things.
Or he's trying to get Chester tangled in your hair, since he likes Michael's hat.
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( who else is he supposed to put on his lap and pet while looking like a supervillain?
oliver raises his glass to down the rest of the mimosa, before he's tipping his head back to look inside the cottage. )
I guess there's the cat-hoard.
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[ It's easy work for Kyle, keeping up the conversation as he makes a pile of the dirt he's removing, clearing it out of the way. ]
Cat hoard?
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Persephone, Potatochip, Trisk, and Jolene. Some idiot disappeared and left me with his cats, and Theo decided he needed some.
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By idiot do you mean that Nick was hiding animals here? I mean, it sounds like something he would do.
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( a good boy, with some hair pets thrown in probably. )
Tate Langdon. Left closeish to the same time as Nick I guess.