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:( i tried to put him in my hoodie pocket but he was being very!!! needy!!!

is this what its like having children maybe he's going through the terrible twos or something

[drmcsexy]

I take it Michael and his curls weren't around?
Don't tell him I asked that.

Sounds maybe it might be? We know nothing about his species.

You're going to have to try and set rules and boundaries, you know.

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i think if chester could live in michaels hair he would tbh

god i dont even know if i can, he makes these sad little noises and like immediately my whole entire heart breaks 🥺 my needy lil baby

[drmcsexy]

Don't doubt it, though it's not teaching him boundaries either.

Nick, he could get hurt though without them. What if he got burned while you're cooking? No one wants that.

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look tbf by whole meal i do really mean a sandwich, im not gonna get ovens involved while he's clambering all over me like this

i wonder if i could teach him to make a tiny sandwich

[drmcsexy]

So never cooking again?

That isn't the worst idea. Let him be involved.

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im ngl if i could use chester as an excuse to never cook again i probably would

i could make him a tiny little apron itd be so cute god 😩

[drmcsexy]

Starving either of you is not an option.
I'm making that a rule.

Little chef's hat?

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cereal is a meal

oh my god he'd look like the guy from the rat movie yes

[drmcsexy]

Not the kind you eat. Not really.

What if you got a hat and let him ride in it while you cook? Maybe then?

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oh my god then i would be the guy from the rat movie kyle youre a genius

[drmcsexy]

So I've been told.

Also I actually know this movie from the kid's ward.

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its a weird movie he falls in love with the rat right
or is that the one about bees

[drmcsexy]

Believe that's the bees.

I'm bothered I know that.

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be honest do u think she fucked the bee

[drmcsexy]

Why do you ask me these things?

... I mean really?


... Why?

Lets be real, most it would be is like him as a silver bullet.

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fuck i totally just spit my drink god thats awful youre so right
who ever thought that movie was a good idea honestly

[drmcsexy]

I feel I have succeeded beyond my wildest expectations then.
I would assume it's like the accusation thrown at me recently. Furry.

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kyle are you a furry??????????????

[drmcsexy]

You've lived with me how long and you're asking that???

Remember the ears? I noted I kinda liked them - a lot of which is how much attention they got - and Michael started in with bad math on what percentage furry that made me.

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good point
but you coulda been a secret furry and never been able to admit it

[drmcsexy]

Of any secrets I might have?
Furry is not it.
Not bees. Not rats. Not anything.

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what about nala + simba

[drmcsexy]

Aren't they technically like half siblings?

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tbf i dont think the animal kingdom has the same moral outlook on that as humanity
but more importantly did u think simba was hot when u were a kid y/n