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And we'd upscale that how?
I gotta tell you, Valenti, I don't think I have an upscale.

You telling me that if Damon said he wanted to tag you out for a serious date you couldn't find an upscale?

Maybe I need to take you shopping.

Do I seem like the kind of guy with a suit in my closet? I gotta tell you, Valenti, that's not even me back home.

Do you know how much room there is between jeans and a suit?

You've met me, right?

Right. So buying you clothes. Got it. Since I know you won't go with me.

Okay, that is not what I meant.

Sorry can't hear you. I'm plotting.

Edited 2020-12-16 01:53 (UTC)

I don't know why I'm friends with you. I take back this whole conversation.

You love me, Guerin. That's the problem. Just remember, you can't return Christmas gifts. It's like bad luck or something.

Who says aliens even celebrate Christmas? I didn't!

You don't have to celebrate to get gifts.

Edited 2020-12-23 03:41 (UTC)

You should know you don't have to do that.

I'm not letting anyone make me do anything I want any more. If I do it, it's because I want to.