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i mean u have never once danced for me to be fair

i know he's friendly?
there's heaps at the shop they've been there for a few weeks
if they were gonna do something dangerous they would have by now
he eats junk food if that helps

[drmcsexy]

that's because you haven't seen me dance.
are you sure you want that?

are you trying to bribe me with a snack food buddy?

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well obviously now i want to

if it's working yes
his name is chester he loves cheetos and he's the best

[drmcsexy]

Yeah well only if I get a chance to blow you after to make you forget.
Only fair.

Where will it be sleeping?

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ok well i just keep winning
absolutely i agree to ur terms

uh well it just sort of sleeps in my hood or my pocket a lot at work so i was just gonna
get it something for my room

[drmcsexy]

I know. I drive hard bargains.

Just wondering if I'm going to try and kiss you and get grabbed. By not you.

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don't think i'm gonna forget about that now that's basically a promise

listen i'm a parent that is just a risk ur gonna have to learn to accept
he's so cute

[drmcsexy]

Absolutely a promise. I want this.

If I knew this was a risk, I'd have worn condoms.

Seriously though, I really am okay with your kid. Okay?

[extent]

dancing + bjs cannot wait

kyle i am really sorry i should have told u sooner......the baby daddy is an eldritch horror ur not the father baby i'm so sorry dont call maury povich we can work this out

:) ok good bc i love him

[drmcsexy]

What? you're telling me now? how could you?!?!

I... I'll still love him like my own.

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i wasn't ever gonna tell u not when he came out looking just like u 😭😭😭😭
ur the father he's always needed i swear no one's gonna be a better daddy than u

[drmcsexy]

I... I promise to cherish him like my own.
He can even have my name. But his "real" daddy comes back and I'm fighting.